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  1. 原来嫖娼是可以不买票的. 今天在3路上碰到一个刚来卡城时打工认识的朋友。这位仁兄前一阵子因为申请做拉皮条的而参加了Calgary 拉皮条的考试,不幸被F 2、3个月前就在网站上知道卡城急缺拉皮条的,而在卡城每一色情场所上面,都有we are hiring的广告。一开始觉得在几乎人人会叫鸡的加拿大,找人拉拉皮条应该不是什么难事儿吧,况且$39/hour的起薪其实很诱人。 聊起来才知道,我这哥们儿折在了笔试上。 举例说明: 题1:一个嫖客嫖娼说没带钱包,作为拉皮条的,你怎么办?答案是让他嫖。 题2:相同情况再次发生在同一嫖客身上,你怎么办?正确答案还是让他嫖,但要提醒他这已经是第二次了。 题3:这种情况第三次发生在这个嫖客的身上,怎么办?答案仍然是让他嫖,但是要求把此情况汇报给supervisor。 题4:你的supervisor来了,你是让他上床来汇报给他,还是开着门在门口汇报?这位仁兄到此彻底晕菜。 这样的题一共有35道。 说者无心,听者有意。我才知道原来嫖娼还可以这样逃票的。不过声名一下,我本人是绝对鄙视这种钻政策的空子占妓女小便宜的行为的。不过话说回来,哪天谁要是上街shopping到身无分文,也别着急,可以试着跟拉皮条的师傅说:“你别看我买了这么多东西,我真的是没带钱啊”。 纯数搞笑........如有雷同,实数巧合
  2. [quote name='jieqing']你 丫 的 是 糊 搞 还 是 疯 了, 现在都有点看不起你了。 纽约-----伤心地[/QUOTE] 你个B,这是个笑话,又不是写的我自己.
  3. 标题是"女朋友下面有怪味儿怎么办", 点进去一看, 原来"下面"是指 下方便面.
  4. [quote name='conghua']精终报妻![/QUOTE] 跟你那个女朋友下面有怪味有一拼吧?
  5. 我家决定开通ADSL,因资金紧张,只能按月交费,120元/月。同居女友告诉我一次性交一年可以按70元/月,一次性交半年费用可以按80元/月算。她要我一次性交一年。我不同意,说最多只能一次性交半年。她就骂我不是男人。可是,我又不能告诉她,我没钱。郁闷啊!到底一次性交多久(半年?一年?)才算男人? :biggrin: :biggrin:
  6. [quote name='减肥没毅力']流氓!老是想着和我换糖!!我的糖比你的好吃,不给你换 你怎么今天晚上这么无聊,陪我在论坛吓聊,嗬嗬,那个昨天很无聊,点了无数首歌的家伙怎么不在阿[/QUOTE] 来晚了? 都走了? did i miss anything? 没看见换糖啊~~~~
  7. [quote name='减肥没毅力']你们看看,真是的,人家难受着呢,你们就知道说风凉话,真是让人伤心啊[/quote] 别伤心别伤心啊, 给你免费剪头发
  8. [quote name='逗逗草'][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]你别在家废话了 快点来占座位 对了,summer周末一起玩啊[/COLOR][/QUOTE] 唉~~很就没上课,车表都记错了, 只能做07的车去了.
  9. [quote name='逗逗草'][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]你不是应该挺潇洒的啊 咋了 谁欺负你放oops去咬他[/COLOR][/QUOTE] 什么乱七八糟的..... 烦的话周末出来玩啊, 跟朋友在一起能暂时忘了不开心的事....
  10. 放心吧, 她没事, 每个月总有这么几天~~~~~~~
  11. 我还以为去你们家帮厨呢...................
  12. oops

    减头发的人!!!

    me, 好象很久以前的贴了啊, 我在顶一下
  13. [B][COLOR="Red"]3126[/COLOR][/B] E-Commerce: Business, Technology, Society Third Edition Laudon, Kenneth & Traver, Carol Pearson/Prentice Hall [B][COLOR="red"]3305[/COLOR][/B] Strauss, J., A. El-Ansary, and R. Frost. 2006. E-Marketing. Fourth Edition. Upper Saddle River, NJ: Pearson Prentice Hall. [B][COLOR="red"]4101[/COLOR][/B] Concepts in Strategic Management (Canadian Edition) Authors: Wheelen, Hunger & Wicks Published in 2005 ISBN #: 0-13-121497-7 Custom Business Resources – Daniel Doiron Case Book Published in 2006 ISBN #: 0-53-614560-1 [B][COLOR="red"]4506[/COLOR][/B] Concepts in Enterprise Resource Planning, Second edition. Author Ellen Monk and Bret Wagner. tel: 6969104 家里电话, 没人接请留言.谢谢.
  14. 我靠,基本上没用过的全新12''本机,便宜一半居然没人买....我郁闷
  15. [B][COLOR="Red"]卖掉了,谢谢[/COLOR][/B] 半年新, 40 刀. 电话 6403286 详细介绍和照片 在这里 [url]http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005I9RW/104-1117845-6263940?v=glance&n=172282[/url]
  16. [B][SIZE="7"][COLOR="Red"]sale for $700 with mouse.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]Call 6403286 right now[/COLOR][/SIZE] bought brand new laptop on Augest 20, 2006 for [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="5"]$1333.78 [/SIZE][/COLOR]with mouse from the Futureshop. used less than 2 month, 99% new, no scratch. everything just perfect. Take look at the pics, and receipts. Only one little problem is that the small pieces thing that is used to hold the battery were broken. I didn't buy in-store warranty but there is one year manufacture warranty came with the product. Processor & Chipset Processor AMD Turion 64 MT-32 1.8GHz Processor Technology HyperTransport Technology PowerNow Technology Bus Speed 1600MHz Cache 512KB L2 Chipset VIA K8N890CE Memory Standard Memory 1GB Maximum Memory 2GB Memory Technology DDR SDRAM Memory Standard DDR333/PC2700 Memory Slots 200-pin SoDIMM (1 Total/0 Free) Storage Hard Drive 80GB Optical Drive DVD-Writer (Double-layer) - DVD?R/?RW (Integrated) Memory Cards Support Memory Stick Memory Stick PRO MultiMedia Card (MMC) Secure Digital (SD) Display & Graphics Display Screen 12.1" WXGA Widescreen Active Matrix TFT Color LCD with AveraBrite Graphics Controller VIA K8N890 Integrated Display Resolution 1280 x 800 (Internal) Network & Communication Network 54Mbps Wi-Fi IEEE 802.11b/g 10/100Mbps Fast Ethernet IEEE 802.3u Integrated Modem 56Kbps Data/Fax Modem Integrated I/O Expansions Expansion Slots 1 x ExpressCard/54 Input Devices Keyboard 84-key Pointing Device TouchPad Interfaces/Ports Ports 1 x DC Power Input 3 x 4-pin Type A USB 2.0 - USB 1 x Mini-phone Microphone 1 x Mini-phone Headphone(s) 1 x RJ-11 Modem 1 x RJ-45 Network 1 x 15-pin D-Sub (HD-15) VGA 1 x IEEE 1394 - FireWire Software Operating System Windows XP Home with SP2 Software Included Cyberlink DVD Solution 4 Phoenix Firstware Recover Pro (30-day full version trial) ZoneAlarm Internet Security Suite (30-day trial) Adobe Acrobat Reader Battery Information Batteries 1 x Standard Battery Physical Characteristics Dimensions 11.69" Width x 8.38" Depth Weight 4 lb Miscellaneous Package Contents 2260-EY1 Notebook Standard Battery AC adapter Additional InformationNotebook Height: 1.31" - 1.43"
  17. 就是前段时间促销的时候开的,好象是两年的计划.
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