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今天看到了,觉得很有意思,转来给UNB姐妹们看看。

[SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]新世纪女性:上得了厅堂,下得了厨房,写得了代码,查得出异常,杀得了木马,翻得了围墙,开得起好车,买得起新房,斗得过二奶,打得过流氓...[/COLOR][/SIZE]

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新世纪女性:上得了厅堂,下得了厨房,写得了代码,查得出异常,杀得了木马,翻得了围墙,开得起好车,买得起新房,

基本能整明白上面这些就嫁不出去了。。。。

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[quote name='yujinye']今天看到了,觉得很有意思,转来给UNB姐妹们看看。

[SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]新世纪女性:上得了厅堂,下得了厨房,写得了代码,查得出异常,杀得了木马,翻得了围墙,开得起好车,买得起新房,斗得过二奶,打得过流氓...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/quote]
那还要男人做何用,不如直接去精子库挑一个好的就得。

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开心网上传的吧?哈哈:给来一个男性的:
[B][COLOR="Red"]新世纪男性:睡得了地板,住得了走廊,跪得起主板,补得了衣裳,吃得下剩饭,付得起药方,带得了孩子,养得起姑娘,耐得住寂寞,争做灰太狼[/COLOR][/B]

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[quote name='byronsun']开心网上传的吧?哈哈:给来一个男性的:
[B][COLOR="Red"]新世纪男性:睡得了地板,住得了走廊,跪得起主板,补得了衣裳,吃得下剩饭,付得起药方,带得了孩子,养得起姑娘,耐得住寂寞,争做灰太狼[/COLOR][/B][/quote]
所以说,男子无才也是德啊~~~

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要是能斗得过二奶,那还有二奶这么一说吗?
个人翻译:
新世纪女性:上得了厅堂(虚拟人生),下得了厨房(蟑螂都毒死了),写得了代码(非主流语言),查得出异常(一天照镜子不下5次),杀得了木马(能删的删,不能删的也删),翻得了围墙(墙高30厘米),开得起好车(极品飞车),买得起新房(开心农场),斗得过二奶(无解),打得过流氓(大部分的时候指男的)...

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[quote name='凝龙三']要是能斗得过二奶,那还有二奶这么一说吗?
个人翻译:
新世纪女性:上得了厅堂(虚拟人生),下得了厨房(蟑螂都毒死了),写得了代码(非主流语言),查得出异常(一天照镜子不下5次),杀得了木马(能删的删,不能删的也删),翻得了围墙(墙高30厘米),开得起好车(极品飞车),买得起新房(开心农场),斗得过二奶(无解),打得过流氓(大部分的时候指男的)...[/quote]
呵呵呵呵~~~

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