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春运买票,难啊!

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湖北省随州市曾都区洛阳镇特大凶杀案嫌犯熊振林在武汉被抓。事后记者问他为什么没有潜逃,他回答到“妈的,老子这三天,天天都在火车站排队买票”。公安局局长接受记者访问时表态,我们早就断定,他一定逃不出湖北,因为他根本买不到票。”

  “一个男人问街边小姐:包夜多少钱?回:200元。再问:是不是怎么样都行?回:是!男的大喜:今晚你帮我到火车站排队买张火车票去!”

  “在公交车里听到别人打电话到电台点歌,有一个男人打电话进去说:‘我是外地人,现在回家的车票买不到了,只好在厦门过年了。我想点首歌。’主持人问他:‘你想点歌送给谁?’我当时还想这还用问,肯定是远方的父母亲人了,谁知道他却回答说:‘我想点一首陈小春的《算你狠》,送给铁道部所有工作人员以及所有票贩子。’”。

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