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一男赶集卖猪,天黑遇雨,20头猪未卖成,到一农家借宿。少妇说:家里只一人不便。男:求你了,大妹子,给猪一头。女:好吧,但家只有一床。男:我也到床上睡,再给猪一头。女:同意。半夜男商女:我到你上面睡,女不肯。男:给猪两头。女允,要求上去不能动。少顷,男忍不住,央求动一下,女不肯。男:动一下给猪两头。女同意。男动了八次停下,女问为何不动?男说猪没了。女小声说:要不我给你猪...... 天亮后,男吹着口哨赶二十头猪赶集去了......

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