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2003-05-14, 10:19 PM
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>>1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
>>point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>>
>>2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
>>
>>3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
>>Fries with That.
>>
>>4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
>>
>>5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has
>>Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
>>
>>6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors."
>>
>>7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The
>>Prophecy."
>>
>>8. Don't use any punctuation
>>
>>9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>>
>>10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They
>>Answer.
>>
>>11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
>>
>>12. Sing Along At The Opera.
>>
>>13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
>>
>>14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Make Tropical
>>Sounds All Day.
>>
>>15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
>>party Because You're Not In The Mood.
>>
>>16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling name, Rock
>>Hard.
>>
>>17. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
>>
>>18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Lot, Yelling
>>"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
>>
>>19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are
>>Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
>>
>>And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
>>
>>20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile...It's Called
>>Therapy...
>
>>1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
>>point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>>
>>2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
>>
>>3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
>>Fries with That.
>>
>>4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
>>
>>5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has
>>Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
>>
>>6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors."
>>
>>7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The
>>Prophecy."
>>
>>8. Don't use any punctuation
>>
>>9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>>
>>10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They
>>Answer.
>>
>>11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
>>
>>12. Sing Along At The Opera.
>>
>>13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
>>
>>14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Make Tropical
>>Sounds All Day.
>>
>>15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
>>party Because You're Not In The Mood.
>>
>>16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling name, Rock
>>Hard.
>>
>>17. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
>>
>>18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Lot, Yelling
>>"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
>>
>>19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are
>>Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
>>
>>And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
>>
>>20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile...It's Called
>>Therapy...
>